RELATIONSHIP

A L C H E M Y

A 6-Month Private Somatic Mentorship for Women Ready to Rewrite Their Relationship Blueprint.

YOUR RELATIONSHIP STORIES DON’T JUST LIVE IN YOUR HEAD

THEY LIVE IN YOUR BODY.

YOU DON'T HAVE A MINDSET PROBLEM. YOU HAVE A NERVOUS SYSTEM PATTERN.

The mind may narrate the story, but the body holds the script.

Through somatic alchemy, we work directly with your body’s memory to rewrite what love, safety, and connection feel like.

This work meets you where your body is still holding the story—and gently rewrites it.

Your body holds the key…

Relationship Alchemy isn't mindset coaching—it isn't about tips, tricks, or surface-level communication strategies.

This is body-led, somatic work.

Because beneath every people-pleasing habit, every conflict avoidance, every blocked boundary, is a dysregulated nervous system still trying to protect you from harm long past.

Childhood wounds that taught you love required self-sacrifice.

Ancestral patterns that normalized over-giving and invisibility.

Unconscious trauma responses that shaped how you attach, relate, and self-abandon.

This is why you feel stuck—even when you "know better."

The body doesn't heal through logic. It heals through safety.

INTRODUCING 

RELATIONSHIP ALCHEMY

Inside Relationship Alchemy, your relationship patterns become the portalnot the problem.

Because every shutdown, every conflict, every painful pattern is not random—it’s your nervous system protecting you in ways that no longer serve your growth.

This work is about alchemizing those survival patterns into embodied safety, emotional freedom, and soul-led intimacy.

Here, we turn fear into safety, self-abandonment into self-trust, people-pleasing into sovereign boundaries, and hyper-independence into safe, secure connection.

This is not surface-level communication coaching—this is cellular, somatic, and sacred.

A full reclamation of your relationship with yourself, your body, and others.

Inside this 6-month private mentorship, we work together to:

CLARIFY YOUR VISION
Get crystal clear on what you actually want in love, life, relationships, and self-expression.

UNCOVER WHAT'S BLOCKING YOU
Use your body as an oracle to reveal the stories, patterns, wounds, and internalized conditioning that are hijacking your behaviors and keeping you stuck.

REWIRE YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM
Build nervous system capacity and safety so your body learns that it’s safe to receive your desires and stay anchored in your truth.

INTEGRATE SOMATIC & SPIRITUAL PRACTICES
Blend deep body-based tools and Feminine initiatory work to guide you into your full, untamed expression.

Somatic Therapy

The sacred tools we work with…

Somatic Inquiry & Embodiment Practices

Nervous System Mapping & Resourcing

Guided Breathwork & Emotional Release

Parts Work & Inner Child Healing

Feminine Shadow Integration

Ancestral & Generational Clearing

Energetic & Spiritual Grounding Practices

Patriarchal & Systemic Healing

Somatic Inquiry & Embodiment Practices

Nervous System Mapping & Resourcing

Guided Breathwork & Emotional Release

Parts Work & Inner Child Healing

Feminine Shadow Integration

Ancestral & Generational Clearing

Energetic & Spiritual Grounding Practices

Patriarchal & Systemic Healing

This is whole-self, holistic work—mind, body, and soul.

WHAT BECOMES POSSIBLE WHEN

YOU DEVOTE TO THIS WORK

When you heal at the level of the body, everything changes.

WHAT BECOMES POSSIBLE WHEN YOU DEVOTE TO THIS WORK

When you heal at the level of the body, everything changes.

You break free from the cycles that once felt impossible to escape.

You release the inherited patterns, family wounds, and internalized beliefs that kept you small.

You stop abandoning your truth for the comfort of others.

You cultivate deep emotional safety in your body—no longer controlled by survival states of freeze, fawn, or shutdown.

You create relationships rooted in secure attachment, not anxious guessing or hyper-vigilant monitoring.

You trust yourself fully—no longer seeking outside validation to feel safe in your decisions.

You embody boundaries that feel loving, clear, and unwavering.

You experience your emotions not as threats—but as wisdom, guidance, and gateways into deeper intimacy.

You feel the spaciousness of peace, joy, sensuality, and ease—in your body, your relationships, your life.

CURIOUS ABOUT THE POWER OF SOMATIC HEALING?

CHECK THE RECEIPTS | CLIENT LOVE NOTES

  • Since we started working together the shifts in my life have been astronomical. I remember when we had our first session together, I was so nervous and had no idea what to expect — afterwards the lightness I felt in my body was something I haven’t felt in a long time & I knew I wanted to do the work to get out of the place I had been stuck in. You've given me the  courage to take huge leaps in my personal & career life. I truly feel like you helped me manifest the life I’m currently living. When we discussed my desires early on I remember you asking me to picture myself where I’m the happiest. Now, I’m living that! You’ve helped me navigate a huge career shift, how to set boundaries, how to ground myself in times of panic, you’ve helped me take back control in my life where I felt like I was spiraling, and you reminded me that I am a strong and powerful woman who is worthy of softness & love. I’m endlessly grateful for you and this container.

    K.K. | USA

  • I don’t think I knew the true feeling of someone “holding space” for me before I started working with Lauren. I didn’t know what I was looking for exactly in a coach, but knew I needed guidance. It was Lauren’s energy and the way that I felt so safe when talking to her from our first call together that I knew I wanted to work with her. She is truly someone who has made me feel so worthy and heard, without judgement. Starting from getting clear on my core desires, it was so helpful to use those as a basis for our talk and somatic work, and feel more deeply when I am living in or out of alignment.  As we dug into so many parts of myself that have felt scary, shameful, nerve-wracking, unworthy, I have been learning to accept and love all of those parts through our container and from the tools that Lauren has given me. I trust myself and my body more than ever. I’m forever grateful.

    K.W. | USA

  • I’ve always struggled with finding the right person who could coach and really help me, as well as understand me. But with Lauren I felt so free and safe to share everything without holding back or thinking that maybe I should keep something to myself so I don’t sound crazy or silly. Also as English is not my first language, didn’t affect the quality of coaching, it felt like she already understood what I am trying to share even before I finished the thought. Also I was surprised that after only couple of sessions I reached a great breakthrough and vast improvement over my struggles in romantic relationships. She is a fantastic listener and great leader to my deepest desires as well as shadows, which is so essential to recognize and find acceptance within me so I can finally become more confident and love myself more. I am so full of gratitude and looking forward to continuing the work with Lauren!

    C.A. | UNITED KINGDOM

  • I was really struggling in my lovership and having a hard time understanding my partner's views. She listened to me empathetically and then led me through a powerful exercise where I was able to release what I was holding against him/men (which was actually being triggered from a relationship 10 years ago!) and understand how he was feeling from a space of compassion and grace. I was blown away by what we were able to achieve in just one session and am eternally grateful to Lauren for helping me feel safe enough to go there and also heal this pattern with men and relationships so I can keep showing up in love and dating from an empowered place.

    L.D. | CANADA

  • Lauren holds such a beautiful, safe space. She is very in tune to what is needed moment to moment to gently guide my sessions into a deeper exploration and integration of my inner world as well as helping me find more clarity and joy along the way. She celebrates me big time when I am in my shine and holds me tenderly in the depths of my emotions. I would definitely recommend Lauren as a coach and I honor her healing presence.

    Z.K. | NETHERLANDS

  • I’m so grateful for Lauren. I’ve done sessions where I wasn’t fully able to trust the coach enough to say “F*ck it, we are getting fully, vulnerably soul-level naked”. Lauren’s credibility, level of depth and her ability to hold the space so safely and so openly, lets me relax at a level that is not always available and I’m so deeply grateful for it.

    L.P. | USA

  • Lauren is amazing. Such a tender and sensitive space-holder. I always feel like she truly SEES me in my sessions with her. She creates such a frequency of safety during my sessions that I have touched in to depths of myself that I never even knew existed or were affecting me, in order to heal.

    A.C. | COSTA RICA

This is for the woman who knows it’s time.

You’ve done the work in your head.
You’ve read the books, listened to the podcasts, had the conversations.

And yet—your body still contracts.
The patterns still play out.
The same emotional loops keep repeating.

Because this isn’t about more information. This is about embodiment.

If you’re still hoping for "perfect timing," you’ll keep circling the same patterns.

But if you feel the pull—that quiet knowing deep in your chest—then you already know:

This is your opening.

Inside Relationship Alchemy, we don’t skim the surface.
We meet the roots.
We create cellular-level safety.
We release what no longer serves you—and build what you’ve never given yourself full permission to receive.

You don’t need to be perfect to begin. You just need to be willing.

If your body feels the resonance—trust that.
That is the call.

This is where we meet—and begin the work that changes everything.

12 x 90-Minute Private Somatic Coaching Sessions

Value: $5400

Individually Tailored Somatic + Energetic Protocols & Integrative Practices

Value: $1000

Private Telegram Mentorship Support Between Sessions

Value: $2000

Secure Client Portal to Access Session Notes, Resources & Assignments

Value: $300

Guided Meditations, Recordings & Ritual Tools

Value: $500

Weekly Embodiment + Integration Assignments to Anchor the Work

Value: $500

Lifetime Access to All Resources Created for You Inside the Container

Value: Priceless

THIS ISN’T COACHING.
THIS IS A FULL-BODY INITIATION INTO RELATIONAL MASTERY.

The patterns you’ve been trapped in? They’ve cost you years.
Painful relationships. Emotional exhaustion. Endless cycles of doubt, second-guessing, self-abandonment.

Relationship Alchemy collapses that timeline.

In this 6-month, highly-personalized mentorship, we bypass the surface work and meet the roots of your nervous system—where your relational blueprint was first imprinted.

This is not a generalized program.
This is private, precision somatic facilitation paired with deep feminine wisdom to permanently restructure your capacity for love, intimacy, boundaries, and sovereign self-trust.

You are not here for temporary fixes.
You’re here to rewire your entire system—emotionally, energetically, spiritually.

When you say “yes” to Relationship Alchemy, you invest in:

Nervous system repair that will serve you for the rest of your life.

Emotional sovereignty that no longer wavers based on external circumstances.

Deep relational safety, communication, and intimacy—in every area of your life.

Feminine embodiment that magnetizes aligned partnership, career, and community.

You will leave this container permanently changed.

EVERYTHING YOU RECEIVE WHEN YOU SAY YES

12 x 90-Minute Private Somatic Coaching Sessions

Value: $5400

Individually Tailored Somatic + Energetic Protocols & Integrative Practices

Value: $1000

Private Telegram Mentorship Support Between Sessions

Value: $2000

Secure Client Portal to Access Session Notes, Resources & Assignments

Value: $300

Guided Meditations, Recordings & Ritual Tools

Value: $500

Weekly Embodiment + Integration Assignments to Anchor the Work

Value: $500

Lifetime Access to All Resources Created for You Inside the Container

Value: Priceless

BONUSES

Exclusive access and discounts to online and in-person coaching events, and 6 months of Premium Access to The Awakened Feminine.

Value $300

Unlimited playback of coaching sessions to solidify the tools and learning beyond our container.

Value $200

Bonus 13th session when investment is paid in full.

Value $450

✓ Exclusive access and discounts to online and in-person coaching events, and 6 months of Premium Access to The Awakened Feminine.

Value: $300

✓ Unlimited playback of coaching sessions to solidify the tools and learning beyond our container.

Value: $200

Bonus 13th session when investment is paid in full.

Value: $450

$10,650

Investment $4500

Payment Plans

$4500

pay in full — extra 13th session included

$750

monthly for 6 months

Already know this is for you? Reserve your spot.

MEET YOUR COACH

LAUREN WISE

Conscious Relationship & Empowerment Coach

I help women stop shrinking and start leading — in love, intimacy, and life. I’m here for the woman who’s tired of being the emotional caretaker, the peacekeeper, the one who holds it all together while slowly losing herself.

As a VITA™ Certified Sex, Love & Relationship Coach I specialize in conscious relating, sacred sexuality, and somatic embodiment. I support bold-hearted women in reclaiming their self-worth, embodying their deepest desires, and creating relationships that actually feel good in their body.

I don’t offer rigid rules or cookie-cutter advice — I hand you the keys to your own liberation.

Because when a woman reclaims her emotional safety, her sensual power, and her full voice — everything changes.

I’m here to guide you with unapologetic love—to help you reclaim the fire within as you uncover…

WHO YOU ARE & WHO YOU’RE MEANT TO BE,
WHERE YOU’VE BEEN & WHERE YOU’RE DESTINED TO GO,
AND WHO YOU ARE BECOMING.

How might your life be different if you focused on your growth as a whole being, leaving no part of you hidden or suppressed out of fear, shame or abandonment wounds?

What would you claim for yourself if given the permission to take up space?

What could you accomplish or who would you be in a reality where you are fully YOU?

How might things change for you if you knew you were held, seen, supported, encouraged and celebrated in every step of your journey, by a mentor who desires nothing more than your fullest, most feral feminine expression?

FAQ’s

  • Somatic coaching is a revolutionary approach that goes far beyond traditional talk therapy. Unlike surface-level conversations that keep you stuck in your head, this method recognizes that your body holds the key to your deepest healing and transformation.

    Think of your body as a wisdom keeper – storing not just memories, but the emotional patterns that have been holding you back. My approach doesn't just help you understand your challenges; it empowers you to release them at a cellular level. By tuning into your body's intelligence, you'll break free from old patterns and step into your most authentic, empowered self.

  • What sets this coaching apart is my holistic, body-led strategy that recognizes you're not broken – you're simply disconnected from your own inner wisdom. While most coaching programs focus solely on mindset, I understand that true transformation happens when you integrate mind, body, and soul.

    My unique methodology combines deep emotional work, somatic practices, and personalized guidance to help you rewrite your internal narrative. I don't just teach you tools; I support you in becoming the most authentic version of yourself. This isn't about fixing something that's wrong with you – it's about unleashing the powerful, whole person you've always been underneath layers of conditioning.

  • Imagine a transformative journey that meets you exactly where you are, with a compassionate guide who sees your true potential. Our work together is a carefully crafted experience divided into three powerful modules: Awaken, Integrate, and Embody.

    We'll dive deep into uncovering your hidden patterns, releasing self-sabotaging beliefs, and reconnecting with your body's wisdom. This isn't a one-size-fits-all approach – it's a personalized path of healing that adapts to your unique needs.

    Expect a mix of guided practices, transformative conversations, and powerful somatic techniques that will help you break free from old limitations and step into your most empowered self.

  • You can expect a 100% committed partner in your transformation – someone who sees your potential even when you can't. I'm not here to fix you or tell you what to do, but to guide you back to your own inner wisdom.

    My approach is rooted in deep compassion, radical honesty, and unwavering support. I'll challenge you to grow, hold space for your vulnerabilities, and celebrate every breakthrough along the way. Think of me as your personal transformation ally – someone who believes in you, supports you, and helps you trust yourself more deeply with each step of the journey.

  • Get ready for a profound journey of self-discovery that will reshape every area of your life. As you move through our work together, you'll experience a radical shift from feeling stuck and uncertain to becoming confident, embodied, and deeply connected to yourself.

    Expect to break free from old relationship patterns, develop unshakeable self-trust, and learn to listen to your body's wisdom. Many clients report feeling more alive, more authentic, and more empowered than ever before. This isn't just coaching – it's a complete transformation that will ripple through every relationship in your life, starting with the most important one: the relationship with yourself.

READY TO TRANSFORM YOUR RELATIONSHIPS &

RECLAIM YOUR POWER?

This is your invitation to step into your own alchemy—a space where you can reconnect with your body, redefine your relationships, and reimagine the life you deserve.

Let’s create your full-body, soul-level YES.

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